Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
