I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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