Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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