Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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