I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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