So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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