This is not my ceiling
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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