Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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