Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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