I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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