I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
he had hair everywhere except his balls
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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