maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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