dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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