I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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