Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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