a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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