Define "chronic" masturbator.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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