This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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