My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
