Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
im on a boat
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