but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Boobs are out for the taking
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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