Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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