I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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