The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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