somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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