I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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