But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I smell like Dick and happiness
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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