you have to choose: penises or morals?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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