You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
well you can't waste a boner
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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