And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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