I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
