similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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