i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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