belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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