And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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