i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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