Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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