is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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