thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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