There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
