Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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