his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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