At least make sure they are 18
Why
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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