Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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