Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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