Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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