you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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