Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
In America we eat man semen.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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