That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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