talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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