no. you can't hotbox the world.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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