Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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